Man-at-Arms:
So, Optimus, what was it you wanted to show us?
Optimus:
You
guys always seem to have trouble with Skeletor right?
He-man:
Yeah!
Optimus:
Well
this is just the thing you need. Behold: She-Ra! The Most Powerful Woman
in the Universe!
He-man: I
dunno about this, Duncan. I mean, it's just some dumb ol' box! How's
that supposed to stop Skeletor?
Man-at-Arms:
*sigh*
I can't believe the Sorceress gave you that damn sword...
He-man:
What?
Man-at-Arms:
Uh,
what I said was, "The box isn't supposed to stop him, it's what's
inside that's so great!"
He-man:
Still,
something isn't right. This is just like the time that old man took
me inside his house and started taking all those pictures.
Man-at-Arms:
Huh?!
He-man:
Uh,
nevermind...
He-man:
Okay,
Prime, we'll take whatever help we can get. Just tell us... um....
Optimus: Well!
Don't just stand there, help me!
{Later...]
Man-at-Arms:
That was different.
He-man:
Tell
me about it! I didn't think it would be so--
Optimus:
DO
YOU WANT MY HELP OR NOT?
Man-at-Arms:
Sorry.
Yes, please, go ahead.
Optimus: That's
more like it! ...Okay, let's see... "To open, lift tab..."
He-man:
Hey,
Man-at-Arms, don't you think this guy sounds kinda like you?
Man-at-Arms:
I
don't know what you're talking about
Optimus:
Dang!
This is tougher than I thought!
Optimus: Finally!
It's open!!!
He-man:
Dude,
it's still in a box.
Optimus:
****!!!
Optimus:
Glad
that's over with. Think I'll just read this box.
She-Ra:
Hi,
I'm She-Ra! The Most Powerful Woman in the Universe!
He-man:
Hey,
baby! How 'bout I take you to Castle Grayskull and show it's "secrets"?
Man-at-Arms: He-man,
I'm not sure that's a good--
He-man:
Hey, back off man! I saw her first! Besides, you're just jealous cause
she's got rooted hair!
Optimus:
"...remained unaware of her secret past..."
She-Ra: Wow!
You're so big and muscley! And I like your sword!
He-man:
Yeah,
it's cool. Say, are you a real blond?
Optimus:
"...fulfilled
her true destiny: to be She-Ra, sister of He-man"?!
Optimus: What?!
Man-at-Arms:
What?!
He-man:
What?!
She-Ra:
Ow!
Optimus: See?
It says it right here! She's your sister, He-man!
Man-at-Arms: Aw
sick, man! You were hitting on your sister!
She-Ra:
My
face hurts!
He-man:
No
way! How could she be my sist-- er, Skeletor! What're you doing here?
Skeletor:
Well I was going to do battle with you, but after what I just heard...
You make me sick, you incestuous twit.
He-man:
But
I... Come back!
She-Ra:
Can
somebody help me up?